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"Dude, your computer is ubber slow!"
"Get outta town!"
"I need some more coffee."
"Wait, let me ask my best friend Google, he knows everything!"
What a dud!
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Being a Mom
Complete silence
Warm, wet kisses on the lips
Reading about new technologies
Making people laugh
Being around my family
Listening to babies laugh
Learning new technologies
Being challenged
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| 8/09/2005 |
| Broken eye...ouch! |
I guess doctors ARE right when they tell you not to sleep with your contacts in...oops, I guess I forgot about that.
As I rose up at the butt crack of dawn, ha, ha, butt crack, I glanced over at the clock and saw the 5:30 a.m. neon green display staring back at me. I rolled back over and meditated for a bit, breathing in and breathing out, slowing moving my somber bones. After my morning meditation, I rolled out of bed, scratched my ass, and elegantly glided towards the bathroom for my morning dump. What? You know YOU take dumps, haven't you ever read "Everybody Poops"? If not, go Google it, it's pretty funny. Honestly, I never poo in the morning.
Funny thing about this particular morning was that I felt a pain in my right eye. I looked at it in the mirror and discovered a redness tone to it. So, I decided to squeeze out my contact only to feel an awful pain accompanied by tears streaming down my face. This, of course, included snot from my nose and pulsing pain in my eye. As habitual creatures, when something hurts, we have a tendency to rub the ache. So, I rubbed my eye for about an eternity. After my eternal rub, my eye became worse, bloodshot and swollen like I had just finished a boxing round with Rocky.
I thought a nice hot shower would help so I tore off my sleeping attire, brushed my teeth (it's better when I'm naked), and jumped into the shower to wash away my sins from the previous night. Y'know, that shampoo doesn't make me feel excited like the woman in the commercial, she's screaming like she's having an orgasms. I MUST have the wrong one.
The shower didn't help so I performed my usual morning rituals, swollen eye and all and drove myself to the office. Yeah, that didn't go so well because my eye looked so bad and didn't want to face the day with my broken eye and tears streaming down my face, so I headed for home. I finally saw my doctor in the afternoon, after paying $120, only to tell me that my morning contact removal tore some eye stuff out and scratched it badly. I could have come to that conclusion for free.
Anyway, my eye is broken, but I can still see. Oh yeah, I also discovered that my vision is worse today than a year ago. Thanks, Doc., I feel better now.
* Sins include blogging, trying to Google my way to free blog templates, reading about how to not dislike men, and thinking about having a glass of vodka. |
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| Personal Stuff |
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Pet Name: Kilikina
Geographic Location: San Diego, California, United States
Some Personal Stuff: I enjoy listening to my computer hum (it makes me so sleepy), driving the speed limit, blogging, and eating tomatoes and cheese. I like to whistle in public with a big smile on my face and say hello to complete strangers.
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