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"Dude, your computer is ubber slow!"
"Get outta town!"
"I need some more coffee."
"Wait, let me ask my best friend Google, he knows everything!"
What a dud!
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Being a Mom
Complete silence
Warm, wet kisses on the lips
Reading about new technologies
Making people laugh
Being around my family
Listening to babies laugh
Learning new technologies
Being challenged
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| 8/06/2005 |
| Things I thought of today |
1. Why do birds suddenly appear...and shit on my car after I get it washed?
2. Why am I still working so late? Because I like to think I'm important and the company will lose all it's revenue because I am THAT important.
3. If I were a computer component, what would I be?
4. How do I set a rule in my Outlook to auto delete e-mails from HR that contain the words "dress code?"
5. In a meeting, practice my stop, drop, and roll like I did in kindergarten.
6. Wondering if anybody drinks vodka in a water bottle at work? Maybe that's why they act so strange.
7. Does anybody know how to recite the alphabet backwards sober?
8. Place html tags on all the stuff in my cube.
9. Hide another easter egg in my weekly status report which nobody reads anyway.
10. Laugh about the time my brother was drunk and cried because he lost his boloney sandwich! (That still cracks me up.)
11. Why don't my Duracell batteries keep going, and going, and going, and going...
12. Find out where the Double Dutch Bus is today.
13. Ask someone to pass me some toilet paper in the bathroom and see if anyone will help a girl out.
14. Pick my nose and fling a booger at the first guy who gives me a lame pick up line.
15. Wear an "I eat meat" shirt to a vegan restaurant and see if they ask me to leave. |
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| Personal Stuff |
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Pet Name: Kilikina
Geographic Location: San Diego, California, United States
Some Personal Stuff: I enjoy listening to my computer hum (it makes me so sleepy), driving the speed limit, blogging, and eating tomatoes and cheese. I like to whistle in public with a big smile on my face and say hello to complete strangers.
More Personal Stuff:
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